I felt pretty rough waking up on Friday, but thank god I didn’t feel nearly as rough as Brad did that morning. He crawled out of his room looking like the night of the walking dead. Eyes half open, hair all tussled about, clothes half on and shifted to one side. He came out of the room for about five seconds, saw the light of day and just went, “I need to go back to bed” and disappeared again. The champs of the night before, including two big Australian guys whose names I can’t even remember, were up bright and early in the morning with no problems at all. Champ status right there.
Now, I always got made fun of at Carpe for never going to sightsee. It happens when you stay in Budapest at Carpe. They always tell you go and see what you’re going to see the first day you’re there. Otherwise you’ll never see anything. You may think, now that’s an exaggeration, but it’s completely true. There are people who spend their entire trip inside during the day and out drinking until 5am, never seeing anything other than the insides of pubs. Friday was my “I am determined to be productive day”, and a bunch of the Australians wanted to go and sightsee since they knew they were leaving at 5 the next morning after pulling an all-nighter off partying at the island with the rest of the hostel. Of course, the one day I decided to actually go and see sunlight and be productive Budapest decided to go and get all hot on me. I’m telling you, this ‘real weather’ thing has completely thrown me off. Sunshine, actual HEAT. Give me some rain and wind and I know exactly how to handle it. I was overprepared for sightseeing on Friday, including wearing a sweatshirt I couldn’t take off. The lot of us walked for ages and after showing up late for the free walking tour, a few of us branched off to climb the big hill on the Buda side with the big statue on top.
Climbing big hill with sweatshirt on in heat- not a good idea. I had taken a shower that morning and by halfway up that stupid mountain I needed another one. Sweat and I don’t mix well, so I was miserable AND looked like absolute ASS in all of my photos. Brian, Australian James, French-Canadian Jeremy, Diego from Chile, and I made that hill our bitch. Well, with lots of stopping and searching for a hair-tie for me (thank god I had that pen in my bag). The view from the top is great since you can see all across Buda and Pest to the mountains around the city. One thing I have to say though. That damn statue- she’s holding a damn leaf?! All that climbing for a chick with some fern in her hand. What a let down. On the top of the hill there’s an old German bunker with pictures of the Soviet/German invasions of Budapest. The one touristy thing I did the whole time I was in Budapest. The best part is a picture of the very bridge I had walked over the day before, completely destroyed from the bombings during the invasion. Literally, the entire bridge minus the stone foundations went into the water. Crazy.
A walk back to the hostel, another shower, and a change of clothes and I was ready for the island. Well, technically it IS an island but not how I think of one. No surfing or anything like that. Beaches, yes, and surrounded by water, yes. The lot of us headed out for the island ready to party it up with Suzi and Kes (his first night out with us by himself, I believe, as he had been entertaining a friend of the female persuasion up until that day). 4 of the guys whom I had known since Krakow and Vienna (Johnny, Tess, Brian and Kane) were headed for Croatia the next day at 5am so they were pulling an all-nighter on the island before splitting to Split and hanging out on the beach for the next week.
It was at on our way to the island that I met one of the most memorable characters from all my travels- Gaycob. Commonly known as Jacob, yes, but I find that Gaycob is a more fitting nickname. Jacob is a very tall and narrow, close-to-the-head-shave gay man from North Carolina originally but came to Budapest via New York City. The boy has all different kinds of crazy stories and just oozes sass and attitude. I love him from moment number 1. I believe our first destination pre-island was Morrisons 2 (or is it Morrisons 1? I can never remember), where I met Gaycob. He’s got all different kinds of celebrity gossipy stories from working in retail in NYC (“Lady GaGa, bitch needs to get a new weave… hers is the worst I have ever seen!”), the flick of the hand and the sly grin on the face. Not to mention the boy has the greatest sets of sunglasses I have ever seen in my life, and he’s incredibly funny. All about the attitude… and I love it.
When I had first arrived in Budapest the hostel was, let’s just say, a sausage fest. 3 girls, the rest male. The odds were in my favor. Around Island Party day the scales started tipping more evenly with the arrival of Connie, my fellow Californian. And from the Bay Area, which made her automatically awesome. Connie is a 5’ nothing insanely tan and insanely petite girl from Santa Rosa studying in Italy. She’s quiet at first but get her going and she’s a firecracker. Really nice, really laid back. I like her. At Morrisons 2 we had missed out on the good drink specials so after a couple of beers we all up and headed to the island for some partying. First stop, 2 for 1 tequila. I love this island already. Tequila, beer, tequila, beer. I’m in it to win it. Most of my night was spent chatting to some combination of Sam/Kurt/Connie/Gaycob, though I don’t remember half of what was said past a certain hour.
At one point Kurt tells us he’s leaving and I drunkenly forbid him. Where does he think he’s going? He’s not drinking anymore tonight, too many carbs. Sam and I tell him we’ll grab a to-go beer from the bar and head back with him in a cab. Beer in hand, we hop in the cab and get back to the hostel after nearly peeing ourselves from laughing up the stairs. It was this night, I believe, that my adding the phrase “and shit” to the end of every sentence got out of hand. I finish the beer from the island bar sitting on the counter in the kitchen and, what do I do? Go to the fridge and open another can. I am awesome. It’s 3am and Kurt is making one of his workout drinks- raw egg whites. I tell him he’s “like Rocky and shit” and we all burst into drunken laughter. The rest of the night gets really spotty. I don’t even remember being in the lounge until I wake up the next morning, jeans still on, and find myself with a picture on my camera- me in a furry Russian hat? Where did this hat come from? I have no idea. It’s 10am and beer o’clock already. Let’s do it.


















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